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Roberta Dawn Griswold (born October 14, 1969) is the wife of Allen and the mother of Brianna , Lauren, Joe, and Alex.

She was a stay-at-home mom who often lost her temper with the kids, harboring most resentment towards Joe. Whenever she was frustrated or felt like that something was wrong, she would vent it out on her kids by saying negative stuff. For example, when she felt like she did all the work in her house, she would say something like no one does any work in this house you guys have to admit it. That would make the kids feel bad about themselves and can also make them angry and more argumentative. However, she didn't like Allen's anger towards her and especially towards the kids. 

She dropped out of high school because she had an alcohol problem[Citation needed].

Quotes

  • "YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LOCK US OUT OF OUR HOME!!!!!"
  • "Joseph, you better open the door now!"
  • "Joseph!"
  • "I TRY TO GET YOU WHAT YOU NEED FROM THE LIBRARY, I TRY TO GET YOU WHAT YOU NEED FROM THE BOOKSTORE!!! NO BRIANNA, BUT I WOULD!!! YOU'RE SO RUDE!!!"
  • "Give me the soda!"
  • "Come on!"
  • "Joseph, get over here. JOSEPH!"
  • "Brianna! Don't call me names!"
  • "I don't want you to coming home after drinking alcohol!"
  • "Brianna, no drinking alcohol at all."
  • "I know when you get around these group of kids you start acting like a fool."
  • "Ugh, my life!"
  • "Nobody does anything in this hole other than, MOM!!!"
  • "Well, that's not very nice talk! That's very vulgar!"
  • "No one does chores in this house you guys have to admit it! Do you do any work in this house! Your lying!"
  • "Go use a brush!"
  • "I fixed it once today."
  • "Quit throwing things you are destroying the whole cover! STOP IT!"
  • "You scare them daddy."
  • "JOSEPH ALLEN!"
  • "It's 2:02, you got till 2:09!"
  • "Look it, Joe this is not right."
  • "Okay, you're yelling at me."
  • "I'm giving you a warning."
  • "Yes you did, you raised your voice."
  • "Not only you are sitting here for seven minutes but your dirt bike is taken!"
  • "I'm not talking to you right now because you're currently in timeout!!"
  • "You're making me very, very, very, very upset with you today!!!"
  • "OH MY GOD!!!!! NO YOU DIDN'T LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!! SIT DOWN!!!!! I'M DONE WITH YOU!!!!!"
  • "Do you know what Jo, you're pushing it with me today! You're pushing it with me!"
  • "Geez, Brianna!"
  • "You broke the door by slamming it like that!"
  • "LAUREN, HUSH!!!!!"