Matthew Morris (born September 9, 2003) is the third child to Trisha, the first child to Darren, half-brother to Luke (aged 12) and James (aged 8), and sister to Francesca (aged 18 months).

Matthew is the crying master, he threw tantrums, runs amok, screamed, swore, whinged, whined, spread misery through the whole family, and be very physical with Francesca. He also refused to give up his bottles and dummies.

He will be 15 in 2018.


  • "Yes, b*****d."
  • "I thanks the fairies!"
  • "I hurt your hand."


External Links

Matthew on Facebook