Announcer: Tonight On Supernanny.
Rhys: Shut Up!
Tara: **** you Rhys you drunk boy
(Footage Of Shannon & Rhys Running)
(Footage Of Shannon Crying)
Announcer: Can Jo Help spank Rhys til his butt bone breaks?
Rhys: **** you
Tara: What would you like on your sandwich Rhys! Rhys: NOTHING!!! Tara: OWW stopit!!! Tara ham or jam Rhys!!!!! Rhys: NOTHING!!! Tara: oi don't kick her Tara: Don't kick me, had enough Shannon. Tara: I will ground you so hard that your hair falls out Rhys. Shannon: (kicks mum) Tara: Oi! No!!!! DONT!! Tara: Had enough of it from Rhys!
Jo: Hi pricks I am here in Shenley Hertfordshire in the shitty ghetto UK ready to see a family who desperately needs my help let's take a look. At the bad ass kids.
Tara: I'm Tara Howat. I'm a single mum with 3 obnoxious children. Casey is 8 years old, she is good behaved Shannon is 7 years old and acts pretty bad, and Rhys is 4 years old, He is the ringleader of badass. Rhys is like a wild child gone wrong it's terrible
throwing things at me, swearing directly at me
Rhys: hey you're a ******
Rhys: I don't want ham or jam on sandwich ******
Rhys: da da da *********
Rhys shut up ******** !!!
Tara: YOUR'E RUDE!!!!!
Rhys ********** dog
Rhys: shut up!! I'll punch you I hate ham and jam on a sandwich!!!!
Tara: Your mouth is dirty shut up!! I will make a ham and jam sandwich!!!!
Tara: Shannon's behavior is quite bad honestly
Tara: She isn't as bad as Rhys, and told me to **** off.
Rhys must be copying Shannon's behavior
Tara: Supernanny we need you help come now to our obnoxious bratty devils
Jo knocks on the door
jo: Hello it's Jo let's get your kids shit together
tara: nice to meet you to, watch your attitude
jo: hello whats your name, sweet behaved child?
casey: I'm 8
jo: and how old are you
jo: hello Rhys shake jo Jo hand we're here to suffer til your your shit is brought together.
Tara: Now what you want on your sandwich, brat
Rhys: hits and whacks mum
Announcer: it's supernannys first encounter with the 4 yr olds violent temper jeez!
Rhys: throws toy at mum
Announcer: now it's the school run
Tara: rhys get over here I want you on this side
Supernannys: what a bad little shit!
Supernannys: she's chasing him down the street!
Tara: COME HERE!!!!
Tara: oi! Rhys
Supernannys: Tara, calm down you lost him go find him
Jo: Your bad ass shits run you nuts!
Tara: oh fuck I can't control my temper
Jo: I seen your brats punch and kick and it is unasseptable NO FLYING **** about it okay Tara ******** howat!!!!!
tara: I don't think I let them get away with to much! Their to much to deal with I just hate these bratty children's!!!!!
jo: Excuse Me! Little miss morphy
tara: I Don't want this to continue. Im leaving the meeting!
jo: your not!!! Your kids are very bad, we need to make them behave
tara: yeah I must count to three cause i m loosing it I can't have my kids spit at me no definitely not!
Jo: Tara you unresponsible pussy dick punky ass control your kids I'm here to help
tara: hmm watch your attitude, I'm trying what u expect crazy woman!!
Jo: do you want control of your kids?
Tara: yeah in the **** of Teletubbies HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jo: we will get rid of the spitting, biting and angry temper from Rhys.
Jo: hi guys and brats I have a schedule so u brats listen. I will introduce timeouttimeout
Rhys: (Drinks dish detergent)
Tara: u disgusting prick u want a drink brat
Jo: Rhys would you like a drink Tara we can do this.
Rhys: nothing! (hits mum)
Jo: now we do the naughty corner come on rhys.
Rhys: (crys)) want to stay there prick
Rhys: no ****** mum (hits mum)
Tara: (drags Rhys to corner).
Rhys: ahahahaaa!!! (crys).
Jo: finally little brat Rhys gave up and is now crying!
Tara: good. now I know about the naught corner
Tara: I qwnat an apology Rhys
Rhys: sorry (crys).
Jo: look what Jo has got it a happy feet map.
Announcer: the map spots local landmarks on the way home.
Tara: find the duck pond Rhys
Rhys: found it
Tara: I find this too stressing.
Tara: I found it easier with the happy feet map.
Announcer: Now it is bedtime
Tara: Shannon let's go!!
Shannon: ( hits mum)
Tara: I had enough Shannon.
Shannon: fuck off.
Announcer: its taken 3 hours to get kids to bed.
Jo: you will do the stay in bed technique
Tara: hmmm okay
Jo: if he comes out say nothing
Tara: gets stressed out.
Rhys: gets out of bed and laughs.
Tara: DO NOT THROW!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Rhys has gotten out of bed 98 times
Tara: Shannon let's go in the car to the park.
Jo: u have a choice get in the car or not.
Shannon: I'll get in the car.
Rhys:(kicks soccer ball)
Tara: let's go to tesco for food!
Rhys: stop crying you like shopping
Jo: wow strong boy.
Jo: from a boy who through food on the floor is now mums helper!
Tara: you have been so good seen we gave everyone a job
Tara: Rhys you get to ride the airplane
Announcer: the day has another obstacle bedtime.
Jo: well put him to bed together
Jo: I hope for a improvement
Tara: bedtime Rhys
Tara: (puts Rhys back in bed)
Shannon: you are supposed to read us a story
Tara: yeah I'm waiting for Rhys to go to sleep.
Tara: girls go in your room.
Tara: I'll read you a story girls
Family Test Run
Jo: Jo Jo going now see you when i get back
Jo: I know the kids might be bad I know Rhys might test her I hope she remembers all she's been taught.
Tara: Shannon what would you like on your sandwich.
Shannon: I don't want a sandwich.
Tara: warning no throwing a fit
Tara: right in the naughty corner Shannon.
Shannon: gets out and crys.
Tara: now what sandwich do you want
Shannon: ham and jam sorry I was bad mum
Tara: fine right then.
Jo Says Goodbye
Announcer: its time for Jo to leave the howat family
Jo: bye guys
Tara: its been great having you here!
1 month later
Announcer: A month later family life changed completely
Rhys: (laughs) in happiness
Announcer: Rhys no longer dominates life with tantrums.
Tara: Rhys is such a good boy now from the boy I used to know.
Announcer: now Tara has more time with her daughters
Shannon: its nice to spend time with mum she cuddle us lots and lots.
Tara: I'm a better parent then I was before its brilliant
jo: ok need a reteen in this house
jo: 7:30 eveyone up
jo: rhys would you like a drink?
jo: ok how do you ask for a drink?
rys: I want a drink!
jo: how do you ask for a drink?
RHYS WHACKS HIS MOTHER
jo: calm down
jo: say stop hitting me rhys
tara: stop hitting me rhys
tara: rhys how do you ask for a drink?
jo: this is what you do if he does something that is naughty you will come down to his level give him a warning does it again its the naughty corner and same for the girls to
tara: do not hit me
tara: do not hit mom that is naughty behavior
RHYS WHACKS HIS MOTHER
jo: right put him in the corner and dont talk to him
jo: walk away what you hanging around for put him back in the corner and you leave him there
jo: now you are going to get him and carry on
jo: dont smile its not a game
RHYS: F**k off!!!!!!!!!!
jo: you do not allow your son to treak you like that
rhys: I want a drink
rhys: I want to stay there
jo: ok in the corner
tara: mother put you in the naughty corner becases you kept hitting me I told you not to hit me I want you to say sorry
RHYS HUGS TARA
tara: thank you
jo: how do you ask your mom for a drink? say mom can I have a drink
rhys: mom can I have a drink
tara: yes you can rhys
jo: you did that you did that
jo hugs tara
jo: on the way home jo jo has a happy feet map
jo: ok mam up beat
tara: give me your hand lets look for the duck pond then
tara: rhys stand up
jo; look how you crossed the road look how is everone safe
jo: your putting everyone in danger
tara: yeah I know
jo: look whats happening here he is stepping out on the road there is cars everywhere
tara: yeah I know
tara: I am stressed I dont want to do it anymore
jo: so whats going to happen
tara: I am going home
tara: come on girls
tara: not doing it
tara: no I am not doing it
jo: tara your kids
tara: come on girls
tara: come on girls
jo: come here
tara: no I dont want to
tara: girls come on
jo: tara dont make me run girl wait
tara: no jo I dont want to do it
jo: you can do it if you give up what you saying
tara: the rest of the journey was better
tara: you read this book and you go to sleep
tara: choses one to read
jo: keep your voice nice your talking to him like he is deaf
jo: night night rhys
tara: time for bed rhys
tara: bed time
jo: 3rd time say nothing
shannon: mom you are meant to read us a story
tara: I am waiting for him to sleep
rhys: door open
jo: 1 hour and 45 mins
tara: whats going on now
tara: he is not grabbing anything
shannon: leave it alone
jo: shannon teach your brother
jo: lets look at the rules
casey: fine she can be the banker and I will give out the cards
jo: no not nooo talk to each other
jo: your kids cant read you when your happy and that
tara: you did really well exilent brillian
jo: each child has a shopping list
tara: come on up you get you can help me you like shopping
tara: what we looking for theses are bannanas
tara: welldone rhys brillian very good
tara: carrots you like carrots dont you you eat then not cooked dont you
tara: yes chips
jo: who said chips?
tara: welldone very good
tara: welldone rhys
tara; you put them in there welldone
tara: he likes them
jo: wow stronge boy
tara: thats heavey wasent it
tara: rhys have we got it all cheses milk juice
tara: you can go on the air plane
tara: for being so good and helping me shop
rhys hugs his mom
tara: put that in
tara: that went really well
tara: witch book?
rhys: mom mom!
jo: ignore that
jo: that took less time
jo hug tara
tara: I feel great I am not tired and I dont fell stressed
shannon: mam has been saying nice things to us it makes me feel very happy
jo hugs casey and shannon
Family Test RunEdit
tara: mam do you think you can do that
tara: thats good and M
tara: and another M
shannon: I only want 1
tara: shannon I am giving you a warning now
shannon: only 1
tara: you are going to have 2 because you need a full lunch and you will get hungry
shannon: I dont get hungry
tara: right you had your warning now off you go
tara: stand up!
shannon: I want to go to the bathroom
tara: and you stand there
tara: I cant do this its to much with her
SHANNON GRABS AND WHACKS TARA WITH A THONG
TARA: DO NOT HIT ME!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: It takes well over an hour before shannon finallys stays put for the full 7 minutes/
shannon: I want my sandwich!
tara: its harder with shannon very hard, i can't
Narrator: Life's not easy with Shannon, over the next few days Tara stops talking, and starts shouting very loudly again
tara: rhys get here!
Rhys: ******** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TARA: WARNING IF YOU USE FOUL MOUTHED WORDS AGAIN, YOU'RE GOING INTO THE NAUGHTY CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tara: girls go down stairs and do something
tara: I will give you a warning
tara: right girls can you sit down plays and me silent!
tara: right warning!
tara: you go to sleep rhys I am not having this!
tara: off you go I have asked you to go down girls go down!
Narrator: When Rhys Gets out of bed, A high stressed Tara has claimed to point her finger tara: thats all because
you 2 was loud and hes gone hyper
tara: hes gone back to the way he was
tara (yelling): DO NOT THROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT?!
HE RIPS OFF HIS PJAYMAS
HE RIPS OFF HER CLOTHES
Rhys: Right. (Sobs)
SHE HAS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH RHYS
jo: when you took her back to the corner you talked to her
jo: how did you feel when that was happening
tara: very angry
jo: look at your face
jo: that was ugly
jo: what we going to do
shannon: go in the car
jo: ok lovely good
jo: ok lets have fun in the park
jo: goal yeah give me 5
jo: sometimes you 2 bang heads together
tara: yeah we do argue dont we shannon
jo: and mam to becases she shoughts and she get angry to
jo: what do you think you to can do more to help
shannon: chat to each other
jo: yeah what else
shannon: lisen to mom
jo: thats it now your thinking
jo: how much does mam love shannon
tara: the whole world
jo: and how much does shannon love mom
shannon: lots and lots and lots
shannon: its nice to spend time with you
shannon hugs her mom
tara: rhys give that back
jo: dont get hyper with him
casey and shannon laugh
tara: right night girls
Jo Says Goodbye AgainEdit
jo: right take care
tara: yes its nice haveing you here its been goddamn great
A month laterEdit
tara: jo has changed my life and my familys life